The Old Main Drag

Feminist computer.

So you know the emoticon on facebook chat that looks like pacman?

Well my boyfriend couldn’t figure out how to make the emoticons and the first thing he tried was :EAT

I don’t know why I can’t stop laughing.

(via mermaiddalyn)

tastefullyoffensive:

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One more.

This is one of my favorites

You’re never as unsure of yourself as you are after someone asks you “Are you sure about that?”

(via liraaz)

latimes:

That was fun.

(via howfarwillyougo)

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pleatedjeans:

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(via darkartificed)

bohenboner:

#there are people #there are gods #and then there is tom hanks

(via cherryskingdom)

tastefullyoffensive:

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• JessyWithAnS (9: 21:27 PM) has entered the room.
• TheGreatZambeeni (9: 21:32 PM) has entered the room.
• JessyWithAnS: ZAMBEENI!!!
• TheGreatZambeeni: ughhh
• JessyWithAnS: i missed you!!
• TheGreatZambeeni: wat u want now noob?
• TheGreatZambeeni: geez
• JessyWithAnS: pwease take me back
• TheGreatZambeeni: bak? wtf?
• JessyWithAnS: i miss what we had
• TheGreatZambeeni: wat r u talkin bout? who the hell are u?
• JessyWithAnS: you don't remember me??
• TheGreatZambeeni: i sed like 1 thing 2 u
• TheGreatZambeeni: stfu
• JessyWithAnS: but i love you
• LProckerchick71 (9: 23:10 PM) has entered the room.
• TheGreatZambeeniM): ur not hawt
• TheGreatZambeeni: hi lp!
• LProckerchick71: hey all
• LProckerchick71: hey zambeeni
• JessyWithAnS: *growl*
• TheGreatZambeeni: wanna do it on teh interwebz? lol
• LProckerchick71: lol yea all day
• TheGreatZambeeni: lolololololololol!
• JessyWithAnS: *cries*
• TheGreatZambeeni: stfu
• TheGreatZambeeni: go away if u gonna bug us
• LProckerchick71: lol
• TheGreatZambeeni: or find sum1 else 2 talk 2
• LProckerchick71: noob
• ItsTimeForCake (9: 24:52 PM) has entered the room.
• TheGreatZambeeni: who dis fag?
• LProckerchick71: ha ha she's gay
• ItsTimeForCake: looking for hawt pics
• JessyWithAnS: I'VE GOT HAWT PIX
• TheGreatZambeeni: asl?
• ItsTimeForCake: want 2 share?
• LProckerchick71: ....
• JessyWithAnS: yea
• ItsTimeForCake: k cool
• TheGreatZambeeni: o, its a he
• TheGreatZambeeni: nvm
• ItsTimeForCake: yea im a guy
• JessyWithAnS: you're so much cooler than zambeeni
• TheGreatZambeeni: den stfu
• TheGreatZambeeni: im not ghey
• JessyWithAnS: he's a loser
• ItsTimeForCake: lol you sound gay
• JessyWithAnS: but YOU'RE NOT!!!
• TheGreatZambeeni: lolnoob u dont now anything
• LProckerchick71: gah...
• ItsTimeForCake: thanks
• ItsTimeForCake: you sound cute
• JessyWithAnS: thanks
• JessyWithAnS: you sound cool
• TheGreatZambeeni: oh, i kno wat ur doin
• TheGreatZambeeni: lp lets cyb0r
• LProckerchick71: k
• ItsTimeForCake: she dont want to cyber wit u
• JessyWithAnS: no 1 wud
• TheGreatZambeeni: yes she does, u git teh fat 1 lol
• JessyWithAnS: I'M NOT FAT!!!
• ItsTimeForCake: yea right like u wuld kno
• TheGreatZambeeni: shes so fat the doctor called her big LOL
• JessyWithAnS: WHAT
• ItsTimeForCake: lol u sound jealous to me
• TheGreatZambeeni: STFU
• JessyWithAnS: yea...
• TheGreatZambeeni: AM NOT
• TheGreatZambeeni: STFU
• LProckerchick71: yea
• ItsTimeForCake: LOL he is
• LProckerchick71: he likes me
• ItsTimeForCake: hes gettin mad
• TheGreatZambeeni: no way, i want lp
• TheGreatZambeeni: she hawt
• LProckerchick71: yea I'm hawt
• ItsTimeForCake: but ur an ass zambeeni
• JessyWithAnS: yea
• TheGreatZambeeni: and i get ass LOLZ
• ItsTimeForCake: lol good one
• ItsTimeForCake: NOT
• JessyWithAnS: don't lie to us
• TheGreatZambeeni: u noob
• LProckerchick71: what kind of music do you guys like?
• TheGreatZambeeni: dats it, ima fite u cake
• ItsTimeForCake: ur prolly a fat nerd zambeeni
• JessyWithAnS: u tell him
• TheGreatZambeeni: and ur a lil bitch in his mommys basement
• TheGreatZambeeni: so stfu
• ItsTimeForCake: i live in an apartment idiot
• JessyWithAnS: oooooooo
• TheGreatZambeeni: yah above ur moms garage LOL
• ItsTimeForCake: but u didnt deny that ur a fat nerd
• TheGreatZambeeni: STFU
• ItsTimeForCake: LOL u fat idiot
• TheGreatZambeeni: gawd ur so faggot
• JessyWithAnS: what?
• ItsTimeForCake: look whos talking
• TheGreatZambeeni: dats it, lets internet fight
• JessyWithAnS: *giggle*
• ItsTimeForCake: dats not funny
• JessyWithAnS: ..
• TheGreatZambeeni: my warlock would so kill u bitch
• ItsTimeForCake: no u
• ItsTimeForCake: ur okay :D
• TheGreatZambeeni: i dont care wat u say
• JessyWithAnS: yay!!!
• ItsTimeForCake: my warlock got a mount faggot
• ItsTimeForCake: itll trample ur ass
• TheGreatZambeeni: stfu mounts r for noobs
• ItsTimeForCake: dats cuz u cant afford one
• TheGreatZambeeni: yah i buy gear to kill u wit LOLZ
• ItsTimeForCake: lol cuz u couldnt win any other way
• TheGreatZambeeni: dats it
• ItsTimeForCake: u dont have skillz
• TheGreatZambeeni: just STFU
• TheGreatZambeeni: STFU
• ItsTimeForCake: rofl
• ItsTimeForCake: loser
• JessyWithAnS: yay
• TheGreatZambeeni: im leavin
• JessyWithAnS: ha ha good
• TheGreatZambeeni: lets go cyb0r lp
• TheGreatZambeeni: ur so much hawter than that jessy BITCH
• LProckerchick71: No i don't like you no morez
• ItsTimeForCake: dont call her a bitch
• TheGreatZambeeni: WAT?!
• ItsTimeForCake: you faggot
• TheGreatZambeeni: F U ALL
• LProckerchick71: you had an internet fight
• TheGreatZambeeni (9: 35:13 PM) has left the room.
• ItsTimeForCake<..: rofl
• LProckerchick71: lame-o
• ItsTimeForCake: what a loser
• JessyWithAnS: yea i know
• ItsTimeForCake: sorry he bothered you girls
• JessyWithAnS: thanks fo takin care of him
• ItsTimeForCake: no problem
• LProckerchick71: yea...
• ItsTimeForCake: he shouldnt mistreat ladiez
• LProckerchick71: true that
• JessyWithAnS: you put him in his place
• ItsTimeForCake: thats what a real man does
• ItsTimeForCake: lol
• JessyWithAnS: lol
• LProckerchick71: k bye
• LProckerchick71 (9: 37:20 PM) has left the room.
• ItsTimeForCake: y did she leave
• JessyWithAnS: who knows...
• ItsTimeForCake: hm
• ItsTimeForCake: wanna cyber?
• JessyWithAnS: yea!!
• ItsTimeForCake: u dont hav to if u dont want to
• ItsTimeForCake: k sounds cool
• JessyWithAnS: k
• ItsTimeForCake: alright
• ItsTimeForCake: how bout we do this in an IM
• ItsTimeForCake: I don like the chat room
• JessyWithAnS: k
• JessyWithAnS: bye
• ItsTimeForCake: ill IM you the
• ItsTimeForCake: then
• JessyWithAnS: k bye
• ItsTimeForCake (9: 41:55 PM) has left the room.
• JessyWithAnS (9: 42:20 PM) has left the room.

• JessyWithAnS: wtf bitch?
• LProckerchick71: what?
• JessyWithAnS: you took my guy... everything was going good until you showed up
• LProckerchick71: ehat are you talking about?
• LProckerchick71: what*
• JessyWithAnS: Zambeeni
• JessyWithAnS: I loved him and you stole him
• LProckerchick71: ....
• LProckerchick71: .....
• LProckerchick71: oh yea
• LProckerchick71: that guy from the cat last night...
• LProckerchick71: chat*
• JessyWithAnS: yea
• JessyWithAnS: the love of my life
• LProckerchick71: it's just an internet relationship...
• JessyWithAnS: it was more than that to me
• LProckerchick71: well...
• LProckerchick71: he obviously didn't like you that much
• JessyWithAnS: yes he did!!!
• JessyWithAnS: until you stole him.....
• JessyWithAnS: buitch
• LProckerchick71: stfu cunt
• JessyWithAnS: fucking whore!!!
• LProckerchick71: god...
• LProckerchick71: Why won't you leave me the fuck alone???/
• JessyWithAnS: you stole my man
• LProckerchick71: HE WASN'T YOUR FUCKIN "MAN"
• LProckerchick71: YOU MET IN A CHAT ROOM
• JessyWithAnS: Shut up
• JessyWithAnS: you don't even know....
• LProckerchick71: i do know...
• LProckerchick71: you don't even know if he was who he said he was
• JessyWithAnS: yes i do
• LProckerchick71: god i'm done with you
• LProckerchick71 went away at 5: 39:27 PM.
• JessyWithAnS: come back bitch
• Auto Response from LProckerchick71: I'm fucking done so just leave me the fuck alone....
• JessyWithAnS: I'll fucking kill you
• JessyWithAnS: just take it
• JessyWithAnS: you're just jealous that he liked me first
• JessyWithAnS: you can't stand it
• LProckerchick71 signed off at 5: 40:34 PM.
• LProckerchick71 returned at 5: 41:18 PM.
• LProckerchick71: shut up and get over it k thanks bye
• LProckerchick71 signed off at 5: 41:20 PM.

• JessyWithAnS(9: 58:58 PM) has entered the room.
• TheGreatZambeeni (9: 59:03 PM) has entered the room.
• LProckerchick71 (9: 59:12 PM) has entered the room.
• ConstitutionDown (10: 00:14 PM) has entered the room.
• LProckerchick71: asl
• ConstitutionDown: goddd
• TheGreatZambeeni: 21/m/cal
• LProckerchick71: 14 f cali
• TheGreatZambeeni: any of you got hawt pix?
• TheGreatZambeeni: i need to rub one out
• JessyWithAnS: i do
• ConstitutionDown: 15/m/boston
• TheGreatZambeeni: ur not 300 pounsd?
• LProckerchick71: that sounds hot
• JessyWithAnS: nope
• TheGreatZambeeni: shut up kid, gtfo
• JessyWithAnS: do you not like me no morez?
• ConstitutionDown: have you guys heard of this band
• ConstitutionDown: it's blood red death
• ConstitutionDown: they're like screamo experimental hardcore
• ConstitutionDown: they're so good
• TheGreatZambeeni: hey, go cut yourself whiny
• LProckerchick71: OMG that's my favourite
• ConstitutionDown: i don't cut myself
• ConstitutionDown: i burn myself it's easier to hide the scars
• TheGreatZambeeni: u must u r emozlol
• ConstitutionDown: duh youd know that if you knew anything
• JessyWithAnS: yea
• TheGreatZambeeni: stfu bitch i cud kill u with my fist
• ConstitutionDown: why doesn't any one get it
• JessyWithAnS: why?
• TheGreatZambeeni: so can i get those pix?
• JessyWithAnS: yea
• TheGreatZambeeni: send em to me!!!!11!!1!!one!
• ConstitutionDown: some cultures say taking pictures steals your soul
• ConstitutionDown: but i have no soul left to take
• TheGreatZambeeni: omg SHUT THE FUCK UP
• TheGreatZambeeni: why is there no ignore button?
• ConstitutionDown: you can't silence me
• ConstitutionDown: my voice will be heard no matter what
• JessyWithAnS: Can i just describe myself?
• TheGreatZambeeni: cum say dat to my face queer boy
• TheGreatZambeeni: yeah, thatll be enuf
• JessyWithAnS: ok
• ConstitutionDown: i don't have to prove myself to you
• ConstitutionDown: i'm in a band ok
• ConstitutionDown: and we're gonna be big
• TheGreatZambeeni: a gay band
• JessyWithAnS: I'm 4 3
• TheGreatZambeeni: for gay people
• ConstitutionDown: no
• ConstitutionDown: we're post hardcore
• JessyWithAnS: 205 lbs
• TheGreatZambeeni: 4 3, hot
• ConstitutionDown: our band myspace has 200 friends
• TheGreatZambeeni: EWWW
• TheGreatZambeeni: UR FAT
• JessyWithAnS: i mean 95 lbs
• TheGreatZambeeni: myspace is 4 queerz
• TheGreatZambeeni: oh man, that's hot
• JessyWithAnS: but
• TheGreatZambeeni: i wanna put it in you
• ConstitutionDown: www.myspace.com/thedeathofsarah
• TheGreatZambeeni: omg
• TheGreatZambeeni: that band is sux
• JessyWithAnS: you wanna meet somewhere?
• TheGreatZambeeni: yeah, wanna do it at my place or yours?
• JessyWithAnS: mine...
• JessyWithAnS: I have 24 cats
• JessyWithAnS: is that ok?
• TheGreatZambeeni: bitch wants control, dats hawt lol
• JessyWithAnS: they all sleep in my room
• TheGreatZambeeni: wtf cats? freak
• TheGreatZambeeni: hey, the whiny boy shut up
• TheGreatZambeeni: nuttin to say lil bitch?
• JessyWithAnS: but i haven't been laid in 4 years
• TheGreatZambeeni: wait...you aint got nuttin, right?
• JessyWithAnS: what do you mean?
• TheGreatZambeeni: i dont want no disease from no hore
• JessyWithAnS: i don't think so
• JessyWithAnS: I've only slept with two guys
• TheGreatZambeeni: gud, id be mad
• JessyWithAnS: i hope you wouldn't be mad at me
• JessyWithAnS: you mean so much to me
• ConstitutionDown: i am scene now
• ConstitutionDown: i changed it
• ConstitutionDown: now i am scene
• TheGreatZambeeni: omg he's back just STFU
• ConstitutionDown: NO
• TheGreatZambeeni: mean so much to u? wat?
• ConstitutionDown: i'm gonna go to a show in a couple minutes anyway i don't need you
• TheGreatZambeeni: man, there called CONCERTS dumbfuk
• ConstitutionDown: it's a show duh
• ConstitutionDown: with emo bands that i would like
• TheGreatZambeeni: omg y u b so dum?
• JessyWithAnS: honey....
• ConstitutionDown: i mean scene bands
• ConstitutionDown: like the dying scene
• TheGreatZambeeni: honey? wtf?
• JessyWithAnS: don't be mean to him
• ConstitutionDown: and red blood reign
• TheGreatZambeeni: hes just a lil bitch, u cant tell me wat to do
• JessyWithAnS: please honey
• JessyWithAnS: i need to tell you something
• TheGreatZambeeni: red blood faggot more like it lol
• JessyWithAnS: I've been waiting to tell you
• ConstitutionDown: HEY it is serious
• TheGreatZambeeni: wat? wanna do it now?
• JessyWithAnS: no
• JessyWithAnS: I love you
• TheGreatZambeeni: love me? wtf?
• JessyWithAnS: I can't be away from you any more
• TheGreatZambeeni: bitch i just want ass
• JessyWithAnS: I NEED YOU
• TheGreatZambeeni: wtf?
• ConstitutionDown: brb suicide
• TheGreatZambeeni: good, but dont brb lol
• JessyWithAnS: the way you push me away makes me want youmore
• TheGreatZambeeni: omg, ur a freak just gtfo
• TheGreatZambeeni: if u aint puttin out then go away
• JessyWithAnS: I will put out
• JessyWithAnS: just please tell me you need me as much as i need you
• TheGreatZambeeni: wutev, fine
• TheGreatZambeeni: now can we do it?
• JessyWithAnS: really?
• TheGreatZambeeni: ye, sure
• JessyWithAnS: *hugs*
• TheGreatZambeeni: wanna meet tomorow?
• JessyWithAnS: I love you baby!!!!
• JessyWithAnS: sure if you want
• TheGreatZambeeni: w/e, lets just do it
• TheGreatZambeeni: k, bye
• JessyWithAnS: but!!!
• JessyWithAnS: wait
• LProckerchick71: any hot guys in here?
• TheGreatZambeeni: wut?
• ConstitutionDown: ok i'm dead now i killed myself
• ConstitutionDown: something emo
• ConstitutionDown (10: 15:38 PM) has left the room.
• JessyWithAnS: wait
• TheGreatZambeeni: y, u horny?
• LProckerchick71: yea
• LProckerchick71: real horny
• TheGreatZambeeni: omg, lets sex
• TheGreatZambeeni: asl
• LProckerchick71: 14 f fl
• LProckerchick71: webcam?
• JessyWithAnS: NO
• TheGreatZambeeni: hell yeah
• JessyWithAnS: Shut up bitch he's mine!!!!
• TheGreatZambeeni: lets leave this lame room, k?
• TheGreatZambeeni: just a bunch of nubs
• LProckerchick71: wait
• LProckerchick71: you got msn ?
• TheGreatZambeeni: yeh, wanna do it there?
• LProckerchick71: hell yea
• LProckerchick71: wuts ur msn?
• TheGreatZambeeni: k, lets ditch this bitch
• JessyWithAnS: wait
• TheGreatZambeeni: hardbone4u
• JessyWithAnS: I LOVE YOU
• LProckerchick71: k i'll add you
• JessyWithAnS: no
• JessyWithAnS: Zambeeni
• TheGreatZambeeni: k, see u der
• TheGreatZambeeni (10: 18:26 PM) has left the room.
• JessyWithAnS: bitch!!! I loved him you, just wanna get laid!!!
• LProckerchick71: w/e whore
• LProckerchick71 (10: 19:08 PM) has left the room.
• JessyWithAnS: :( :( :(