1. royals:

Lorenzo Cain even has fans on the opposing team.

    royals:

    Lorenzo Cain even has fans on the opposing team.

  2. 3dprintmeafucktogive:

turklet:

pyrocrastinate:

tdrloid:

Low fat yo

is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg

fat free yort


A+

    3dprintmeafucktogive:

    turklet:

    pyrocrastinate:

    tdrloid:

    Low fat yo

    is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg

    fat free yort

    A+

    (Source: passcety)

  3. Update: I can eat an unreasonable amount of food sometimes and people think it’s really funny.

  4. nebachanezar:

    The real plot line of 30 Rock.

    (Source: cassiejuly)

  5. I want pictures of celebrities that should never possibly meet. Two people who have no conceivable reason to be in the same space, posing together in a photograph. Like Tommy Wiseau and RuPaul. 

  6. fuckiminmytwenties:

I feel ya Jorge.

    fuckiminmytwenties:

    I feel ya Jorge.

  7. howthehoolychillz:

    fixitfred:

    fauxreal:

    are you fuckin kidding me

    I want one.

    He tried so hard

    (Source: parakavka)

  8. slayboybunny:

    alright now i used to hate pitbull because it seemed like the right thing to do but you know what i never hear him doing fucked up shit. as far as i know he is really just out there living life ,enjoying himself, visiting walmarts, and spreading the cubano party into the hearts of everyone around the world, he is mr. world wide and hes having a blast and i respect and love that pitbull. pitbull if youre reading this thank you and im sorry   

  9. This professor just spent an hour reading the syllabus.

  10. Laughing Out Loud

  11. I hope my roommates complain about me as much as I complain about them. I think that would be really cute.

  12. (Source: gayspicy)

  13. Today, Moose his under this blanket and fell asleep on my feet. Then Chewie got too close and disturbed her rest. She was not pleased.

    Today, Moose his under this blanket and fell asleep on my feet. Then Chewie got too close and disturbed her rest. She was not pleased.

  14. My first day in the special services office

    The women in the office were talking about peanut/almond butter and how much they love it. Then I told them that I can’t eat it because the texture really freaks me out.

    She gives me a horrified look and says “How do you live?!”