Hallo. Ich heisse Jessica.
These are the things in which I am interested.

"I don't know where I'm going from here, but I promise it won't be boring."

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derivethis:

This kid has been staring at a picture of broccoli for about 15 minutes now
He keeps zooming in and out and looking over every branch
Finals week has really taken a lot out of some people

derivethis:

This kid has been staring at a picture of broccoli for about 15 minutes now

He keeps zooming in and out and looking over every branch

Finals week has really taken a lot out of some people

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ididntevenwanttimeline:

guess who is owned by Microsoft

ididntevenwanttimeline:

guess who is owned by Microsoft

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"

As it turns out, Donny Donowitz, ‘The Bear Jew’, is the father of movie producer Lee Donowitz from True Romance – which means that, in Tarantino’s universe, everybody grew up learning about how a bunch of commando Jews machine gunned Hitler to death in a burning movie theater, as opposed to quietly killing himself in a bunker.

Because World War 2 ended in a movie theater, everybody lends greater significance to pop culture, hence why seemingly everybody has Abed-level knowledge of movies and TV. Likewise, because America won World War 2 in one concentrated act of hyperviolent slaughter, Americans as a whole are more desensitized to that sort of thing. Hence why Butch is unfazed by killing two people, Mr. White and Mr. Pink take a pragmatic approach to killing in their line of work, Esmerelda the cab driver is obsessed with death, etc.

You can extrapolate this further when you realize that Tarantino’s movies are technically two universes – he’s gone on record as saying that Kill Bill and From Dusk ‘Til Dawn take place in a ‘movie movie universe’; that is, they’re movies that characters from the Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, True Romance, and Death Proof universe would go to see in theaters. (Kill Bill, after all, is basically Fox Force Five, right on down to Mia Wallace playing the title role.)

What immediately springs to mind about Kill Bill and From Dusk ‘Til Dawn? That they’re crazy violent, even by Tarantino standards. These are the movies produced in a world where America’s crowning victory was locking a bunch of people in a movie theater and blowing it to bits – and keep in mind, Lee Donowitz, son of one of the people on the suicide mission to kill Hitler, is a very successful movie producer.

Basically, it turns every Tarantino movie into alternate reality sci fi. I love it so hard.

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Do you think it’s possible to have a pet-soulmate? Like one pet you love so much and you actually feel a really close bond to? A feeling that you just wish this pet could go with you for the rest of your life and never have to think about how their lifespan is only a fraction of yours?

Yeah. That’s how I feel about Ringo. I love this cat and his little bob tail.

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kinggloom:

when I saw the Kangaroo Jack trailer and the movie was entirely different to what I was expecting, that’s when I realize that life wasn’t fair.

Kangaroo Jack, the legendary movie that created an entire trailer out of a 2 minute long dream sequence

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slacktory:

British baseball commentary, by The Exploding Heads

I’m not sure why, but I laughed pretty hard at this.

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y0unngwildandfreee:

7-11 bring your own cup day (:

y0unngwildandfreee:

7-11 bring your own cup day (:

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