1. jurassicdildo:

    Richard Ayoade on The Late Late Show (6/05/14) (x)

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  3. derangedbutterfly:

via A Gentle Man: Interview With Richard Ayoade | The Velvet Onion
The real Richard Ayoade is something of a surprise. Prettier, younger and slimmer than he looks on TV, the initial impression is more hipster than geek. He’s also quite possibly the best-dressed person I’ve ever been in the same room as; a peeping sliver of lemon sock perfectly matches the colour of a butterfly’s wings in the pattern on his shirt.
His answers to questions are similarly considered. Polite, softly-spoken and humble, the word that probably best describes Richard Ayoade is “careful”. Not the bad sort of careful that implies control freakery, but the decent sort that means “full of care”. The sort of careful that matches socks to butterfly wings.
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    derangedbutterfly:

    via A Gentle Man: Interview With Richard Ayoade | The Velvet Onion

    The real Richard Ayoade is something of a surprise. Prettier, younger and slimmer than he looks on TV, the initial impression is more hipster than geek. He’s also quite possibly the best-dressed person I’ve ever been in the same room as; a peeping sliver of lemon sock perfectly matches the colour of a butterfly’s wings in the pattern on his shirt.

    His answers to questions are similarly considered. Polite, softly-spoken and humble, the word that probably best describes Richard Ayoade is “careful”. Not the bad sort of careful that implies control freakery, but the decent sort that means “full of care”. The sort of careful that matches socks to butterfly wings.

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  4. So this is a thing. delgay tagged me in the thing so I found six selfies that make me feel good about myself. So darkartificed, lisha-like-a-fishatheannschki, thexwalkingxmermaid, strikerenterprise, and lunapaydon you should also do this thing

  5. Leaves are brown.
    Falling down.
    To the hard ground.
    And it’s almost winter.
    Jack Frost is almost here.
    Jack Frost waits for no one.
    Rain is water
    Leaves do not know
    when to fall

    — A poem by my 5 year old friend (via verruecktheit)

  6. verruecktheit:

I was trying to say “Ecuador soccer game” but this works too I guess.

Still funny.

    verruecktheit:

    I was trying to say “Ecuador soccer game” but this works too I guess.

    Still funny.

  7. (Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours)

  8. theonion:

Roommates Still Don’t Know Each Other Well Enough To Not Speak

    theonion:

    Roommates Still Don’t Know Each Other Well Enough To Not Speak

  9. Is there a way to view the HTML without seeing all the coding?

    — (via clientsfromhell)

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  11. Every cat is a blessing.

    (Source: tickatocka)

  12. darkartificed:

Went on a date tonight with the fly ass Jessica (verruecktheit) and we’re two bad bitches

    darkartificed:

    Went on a date tonight with the fly ass Jessica (verruecktheit) and we’re two bad bitches

  13. 25 July 2014

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    osmium

    osmium:

The greatest case ever made for California is simply a tree that lives inside and grows up through to the second floor.

    osmium:

    The greatest case ever made for California is simply a tree that lives
    inside and grows up through to the second floor.

  14. theonion:

Scientists: Rich People, Poor People May Have Shared Common Ancestor

    theonion:

    Scientists: Rich People, Poor People May Have Shared Common Ancestor